Buy yourself one of these. Tomorrow evening I will find out if it works.
School sucks major donkey balls. Yes, I said donkey balls. I don't know why donkey balls suck more than, say, llama balls, but I think they do. Or maybe ostrich balls might suck more. I'm guessing elephant balls suck more than donkey balls, but that's because I'm a democrat. Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right. School. After tonight's exam I've lost enough points so that I already have a B in the class. That's the bad news. The good news is I have another 45 points or so to give and still get a B, so there's a wee bit of hope that I can keep the B. I'm not ready to talk about the professor, but probably soon.
Work sort of sucks, too. But maybe not donkey ball suckage. Perhaps....say....pot bellied pig balls.
I hope you are all well. Stay tuned for new car smell stories and pictures. Dude....I haven't had a new car in 13 years and have been without air conditioning in my car in 5 years. Holy hell am I excited!
School sucks major donkey balls. Yes, I said donkey balls. I don't know why donkey balls suck more than, say, llama balls, but I think they do. Or maybe ostrich balls might suck more. I'm guessing elephant balls suck more than donkey balls, but that's because I'm a democrat. Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right. School. After tonight's exam I've lost enough points so that I already have a B in the class. That's the bad news. The good news is I have another 45 points or so to give and still get a B, so there's a wee bit of hope that I can keep the B. I'm not ready to talk about the professor, but probably soon.
Work sort of sucks, too. But maybe not donkey ball suckage. Perhaps....say....pot bellied pig balls.
I hope you are all well. Stay tuned for new car smell stories and pictures. Dude....I haven't had a new car in 13 years and have been without air conditioning in my car in 5 years. Holy hell am I excited!
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5 Comments:
WOWIE! Cute car! What color did you get?
Very pretty! Get one for me too while you're there, won't you?
That's one snazzy car!
Nice car! How long before you'll let R behind the wheel? LOL!
I'm thinking that might be one helluva remedy for blahs. When're you getting it?
As for you B, please know that in the grand scheme of things, it will fade into meaninglessness. Your friends will still look to you for all the things you will still be wonderful for, your family will still adore you and your new spiffy wheels will purr for you. Really. This is the SAME speech I gave myself when I got my degree's ONE B, in GRAMMAR!
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