Stolen meme

I'm lazy and stole this meme from Chili, who stole it from Tense Teacher. We are thieves who simply can not refuse making a list.

Two names I go by:

1. Amy Lynn
   
2. Momma

Two things I am wearing right now:

1. Jeans
   
2. Bifocal glasses
   

Two things I want in a relationship:

1. Loyalty
   
2. Humor
   

Two of my favorite things to do:

1. Read
   
2. Write
   

Two things I want very badly at the moment:

1. Clean closets
   
2. Warmer weather
   

Two pets I have:

1. 1 dog
   
2. The i-dog speaker for our i-pods
   

Two people who will fill this out:

1. I did.
2. Chili (I stole it from her)
   

Two things I did last night:

1. Made dinner for some very good friends.
   
2. Ate too many homemade donuts.
   

Two people who live in my house:

1. Mr. Snob
   
2. Booger
   

Two things I’ve eaten today:

1. Leftover donut (why are they so bad the next day?)
2. I drank Diet Coke - it's early and I haven't had lunch yet.
   

Two people I last talked to:

1. Mr. Snob
   
2. Vanessa
   

Two things I’m doing tomorrow:

1. Going to a Tupperware party - I'm ridiculously happy about it.
   
2. Attending Booger's Kindergarten Screening
   

Two longest car rides:

1. Toledo to Chicago - the longest 4 1/2 hours of your life
   
2. From home to the Church on my wedding day
   

My two favorite holidays

1. Easter
   
2. Booger's Birthday
   

My two favorite beverages:

1. Diet Coke
   
2. Ice cold water with a slice of lime
   

My two favorite movies:

1. Batman (with Michael Keaton)
2. Tombstone (because Val Kilmer is hilarious in it) - please note it is impossible to pick only 2 movies - I have at least 20 favorites
   

Two of my favorite places:

1. Home
2. Anywhere my friends and family are