How to cure a case of the blahs....

Buy yourself one of these. Tomorrow evening I will find out if it works.

School sucks major donkey balls. Yes, I said donkey balls. I don't know why donkey balls suck more than, say, llama balls, but I think they do. Or maybe ostrich balls might suck more. I'm guessing elephant balls suck more than donkey balls, but that's because I'm a democrat. Sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right. School. After tonight's exam I've lost enough points so that I already have a B in the class. That's the bad news. The good news is I have another 45 points or so to give and still get a B, so there's a wee bit of hope that I can keep the B. I'm not ready to talk about the professor, but probably soon.

Work sort of sucks, too. But maybe not donkey ball suckage. Perhaps....say....pot bellied pig balls.

I hope you are all well. Stay tuned for new car smell stories and pictures. Dude....I haven't had a new car in 13 years and have been without air conditioning in my car in 5 years. Holy hell am I excited!

Ten Things

I'm working my way out of my funk and in order to help myself do this, I think I'll list ten things I'm happy about right this very minute. (I am not happy with the run-on sentence, but too lazy to fix it.)

1. Kizz's shout out. Seriously. Wow. Thanks!

2. My chosen candidate now has enough delegates to declare himself the nominee.

3. The cats we began to dissect in class weren't as gross as I anticipated.

4. I reunited with my favorite classmates.

5. I get to hang out with my nieces Friday.

6. The laundry is almost caught up!

7. The dishes are done.

8. My husband is the coolest and so freaking supportive.

9. Happy Birthday, Anderson Cooper! (He's on CNN right now....he's so hot)

10. Tetris DS. I play this every single night before I sleep. It helps to relax my brain and let me fall asleep so much easier.

What are you particularly happy about?

Yes, it's really me.

Hi. Are you there? God, I hope so. I've missed you.

I'm struggling. Seriously. Getting back into the swing of 40+ hours a week, managing a household, entertaining out of town guests, getting ready for summer semester - all of this has been going on and I'm failing miserably. Oh, and I thought I had lice. Yeah, that was fun. I'm pretty sure it was just an allergic reaction to a new conditioner, though the mere thought of it put into a nice sized anxiety attack.

I'm sort of a train wreck. My new job is okay, I had to take a class and pass an exam to be licensed. That was more time consuming and more challenging than originally thought.

School started today and my late classes are Tuesday and Thursday.

I don't do change well. Please bear with me. I'll be back. I'm reading what you're writing but not commenting much, I promise to let you know I'm there. More often than not, I just don't have the time for a thoughtful response, so I'm not responding at all. I'll try to at least leave you a hello or something, so you know I'm up to date with you.

Is anyone else irritated with the whole Florida/Michigan delegate thing?

I'm coming around, I am.....I just am struggling with not enough hours in the day. But I suppose we are all, aren't we?